The Twits - by Roald Dahl

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Summary:

Mr. Twit and his wife Mrs. Twit kept tricking each other into problems and when Mr. Twit gets tricked he comes up with revenge. Mr. Twit has a crooked tree that birds land on. Every Tuesday he adds hug-tight glue on the crooked tree. When the birds land on the tree, Mr. Twit takes the birds to his house, so he could make bird pie. Mr. Twit loves bird pie.

Mr. and Mrs Twit had four monkeys in a cage. Whenever a bird tries to go and lands on a tree the monkeys wave their hands and said "go away". Mr. Twit is going to cook you for bird pie.

But the English birds cannot understand the African monkey language. One day a bird named Rolly Polly came flying to visit his monkey friends. They spoke the same language.  One of the monkey said "Rolly Polly, Do you know the language of English birds?". Rolly Polly said "How can I go to a place without knowing the language?. I could talk to English birds.". The monkeys said "Rolly Polly, can you warn every bird on Tuesday that if they land on the tree , they will be cooked bird pie". 

The monkeys asked Rolly Polly to get that key that is attached to the tree and set us free from the cage. Rolly Polly swooped to get the key.  Rolly Polly called all the birds to listen to the monkeys. The monkeys called all the birds to get Mr. Twit's hug-tight glue. The monkeys ran into the house of Mr. Twit and called everyone to come. The monkeys told to paint the ceiling with hug-tight glue. Now the monkeys said to stick the carpet to the ceiling.  The finishing touch to the house monkeys done was keep everything stick on the ceiling and get out of the house.

Mr.Twit and Mrs Twit came into the house. Mrs Twit said we're upside down. Mr. Twit said, "stand on your head". Before the monkeys had a finishing touch they put some hug-tight glue on the floor.  So Mr. Twit's head sticked on the floor. Mr.Twit and Mrs Twit head sank in their neck. Their neck sank into their body. Their body sank into their legs. Their legs sank into their feet. Their feet sank to no-where. Nothing was left except clothes.  

The End.